LP - HARD-ONS - EAT SHIT, LISTEN TO HORRIBLE MUSIC

Attention music lovers and sports fans alike: here finally is some decent news. Presenting, EAT SHIT, LISTEN TO HORRIBLE MUSIC by the HARD-ONS from Sydney, Australia! The story of this magnificent vinyl LP can be traced back to 1982, when three puny immigrant children from Punchbowl, Sydney Australia decided to embark on a weird yet superb journey of punk, metal, pop and garage shenanigans. Little did anyone know or believe that this troop of naughty boys would grow into a reasonably influential and legendary band in their own right. Armed to the teeth with humour, self-mockery, irreverence, unique musical techniques, and (perhaps most importantly) fantastically powerful yet tuneful ditties, the Hard-ons started stock-piling an impressive array of demos, live recordings, radio broadcasts on top of their usual officially released material. Documenting their musical history became something of a passion for the Hard-ons, and it is now magnificently paying off. For their 25th (!) anniversary tour in Australia in 2009, the Hard-ons pressed 500 copies on cd of 25 tracks - made up of demos, outtakes, radio broadcasts and live recordings, spanning their entire career so far (their 7 year hiatus in the 90''s notwithstanding of course).all never previously available, all existing only in the archives of the members themselves. These 500 copies were sold only at one of these 25th anniversary shows, with a handful going overseas through mail-order. Lo and behold, the dam has burst. Due to extremely strong demand, Impedance Records are presenting the said album, EAT SHIT, LISTEN TO HORRIBLE MUSIC on glorious VINYL. Contained within the grooves you will find action aplenty. A truly unique and rare documentation of an important band, it is limited to a run of 1000 only. Melodic. Powerful. Explosive. Pretty funny. Experience this warts-and-all recording for yourself! It''s time to put it on the turntable and blow the shit out of your speakers. TRACKLISTING: 01. MISSING YOU, MISSING ME (LIVE 1989) 02. ALL SET TO GO (LIVE 1986) 03. PUNK POLICE REPRISE (UNRELEASED 2002) 04. ALWAYS HANG AROUND (DEMO 1990) 05. VIBRAPHONE MAGIC (YUMMY OUT TAKE 1990) 06. FALLEN STAR (UNRELEASED 1990) 07. WHATS ON YOUR MIND (YUMMY OUT TAKE 1990) 08. THERE WAS A TIME (LIVE 1985) 09. GIRL IN THE SWEATER (LIVE 1986) 10. WHERE DID SHE COME FROM (LIVE 1989) 11. SELFISH (UNRELEASED 1991) 12. DON''T FEAR THE REEPERBANH (DEMO 2005) 13. DON''T WANNA SEE YOU CRY (UNRELEASED 1988) 14. THROW IT IN (UNRELEASED 1988) 15. SHE''S A DISH (ORIGINAL VERSION 1991) 16. COCKROACH (DEMO 2003) 17. FACE THE DAY (DEMO 2008) 18. CARROT TOP (DEMO 2005) 19. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US (DEOMO 2005) 20. WHAT WOULD STIV BATORS DO (LIVE 2005) 21. I''M HURT, I''M IN PAIN (DEMO 2005) 22. AUNTIE (DEMO 2008) 23. THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY (LIVE 1986) 24. LOST (DEMO 1992) 25. I DO I DO I DO (DEMO 1992)